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 == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
 
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+
+
 <div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
 
 === A Laptop for the Elite ===
@@ -9,7 +12,7 @@ with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more featur
 for those who **can afford** it.</div>
 
 <div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">The right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red;  text-align: center">Now for just $200!</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red;  text-align: center">Now for just $400!</div>
 
 === A $rich$ set of features ===
 
@@ -20,7 +23,7 @@ for those who **can afford** it.</div>
  * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
  * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
  * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
- * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
  * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
  * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
  * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
@@ -29,17 +32,50 @@ for those who **can afford** it.</div>
  * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
 </div>
 
-=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! ===
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+
+=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
 
 <div style="font-size: 14pt">
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
+
+This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
 the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
+
 </div>
 
 <div style="font-size: 8pt; color: gray">
-[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year!
+[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+</div>
+
+Charity is for wimps!
+
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; text-align: center">
+Join the "<span style="color: red">Give 0 Get 2</span>" program!
 </div>
 
-<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">Give 0 Get 2!</div>
+See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
+
+||                  ||  competitor   || **G0G2**     ||
+|| //You spend//    ||  $400         || **$399.99**  ||
+|| //You give//     ||  1            || **0**        ||
+|| //You GET//      ||  1            || **2**        ||
+|| //Pay per view// ||  na           || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+
+=== What others are saying ===
+
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- Linus Torvalds
+
+//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
+-- Richard Stallman
+
+//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
+-- Bill Gates
+
+//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
+-- Janet Reno
+
+//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
+-- Greg, Columbia Internet
 
-(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
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