X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=6879ef5956f20ea074c278a595bc3a6aa37812c6;hp=0888f127e1f0183b4130d5c6d3881fe3314c87f9;hb=353640e7d534b910357efe1db6c920f1aa3cfecb;hpb=0ab2dfa44022d153615ef0d6ebaf5c309b7817e3 diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 0888f12..6879ef5 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,19 +1,21 @@ +#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css + == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == -//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg -
Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
+
Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
-The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features** -for all those who **can afford** it.
+The $200 laptop aims to create healthy **free competition** by providing **better performance** and **more features** +for those who **can afford** it. -
the right laptop for your spoiled brats
+
the right laptop for your spoiled brats
now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features === @@ -21,7 +23,7 @@ for all those who **can afford** it. Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
- * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun + * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! @@ -31,7 +33,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! - * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! + * Dual **firewall/webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
@@ -44,7 +46,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! -Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: +Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries: the laptop that grows along with your kids*. With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! @@ -53,7 +55,9 @@ Think about it, you **know** it's true!
+ [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year! +
=== Charity is for wimps! === @@ -89,4 +93,4 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: --- -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] \ No newline at end of file +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]