X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=8101b3f9a2c5535055d517c0955635effc000632;hp=446840016fd23f7e5b92091f040582c196a75143;hb=a1d6230a64669b0361accb492895a8e1318c66fc;hpb=bdb80a114884070c0c3691c5629f0b986043bafe diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 4468400..8101b3f 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,6 +1,8 @@ #css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css -== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == +OneWindozePerChild.png + +== The $200 Laptop is Coming! == //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO @@ -26,10 +28,10 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory - * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! + * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA) * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! - * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! - * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! + * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW! + * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! @@ -38,7 +40,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') +Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**. === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -81,15 +83,15 @@ with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**. === What others are saying === -//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// --- JohnathanCorbet, LWN Kernel Page - //I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of// --- CosmicPenguin, aka JordanCrouse +-- CosmicPenguin //"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"// -- DavidWoodhouse +//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// +-- JonathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page + //"They want me to be a whore!"// -- LinusTorvalds