X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=8101b3f9a2c5535055d517c0955635effc000632;hp=7f235b747c620dcd1372b2fff5140b46f739515d;hb=a1d6230a64669b0361accb492895a8e1318c66fc;hpb=d4697f2ce9678428a73c4d5a30e1966a817bfd25 diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 7f235b7..8101b3f 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,5 +1,7 @@ #css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css +OneWindozePerChild.png + == The $200 Laptop is Coming! == //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO @@ -26,10 +28,10 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory - * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! + * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA) * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! - * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! - * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! + * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW! + * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! @@ -38,7 +40,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') +Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**. === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -88,7 +90,7 @@ with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**. -- DavidWoodhouse //"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// --- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page +-- JonathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page //"They want me to be a whore!"// -- LinusTorvalds