The two hundred dollar laptop competes
-with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
+
+The $200 laptop aims to create healthy **free competition** by providing **better performance** and **more features**
for those who **can afford** it.
-
The right laptop for your spoiled brats
-
Now for just $400!
+
the right laptop for your spoiled brats
+
now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
+
- * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
+ * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight
* dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
- * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
+ * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA)
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
- * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
- * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW!
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
- * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
+ * Dual **firewall/webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**.
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
+If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
+
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
+
+With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
+Think about it, you **know** it's true!
-
+
+
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
-Charity is for wimps!
+=== Charity is for wimps! ===
-Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program!
+Join our original "GIVE 0, GET 2" program NOW!
See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
-|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
-|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
-|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
+
+=== A glimpse into the future ===
+
+The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
+with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
=== What others are saying ===
-"They want me to be a whore!"
--- //Linus Torvalds//
+//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of//
+-- CosmicPenguin
-"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
--- //Richard Stallman//
+//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"//
+-- DavidWoodhouse
-"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
--- //Bill Gates//
+//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."//
+-- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page
-"I don't remember agreeing to that."
--- //Janet Reno//
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- LinusTorvalds
-"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"
--- //Greg, Columbia Internet//
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