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-== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+== The $400 Laptop Is Coming! ==
TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more featur
for those who **can afford** it.
The right laptop for your spoiled brats
-Now for just $200!
+Now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features ===
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ for those who **can afford** it.
* dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW!
- * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
@@ -29,17 +29,50 @@ for those who **can afford** it.
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
-=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! ===
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+
+=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
-This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
+
+This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
+
-[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year!
+[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
-Give 0 Get 2!
+Charity is for wimps!
+
+
+Join the "Give 0 Get 2" program!
+
+
+See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
+
+|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
+|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+
+=== What others are saying ===
+
+"They want me to be a whore!"
+-- //Linus Torvalds//
+
+"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
+-- //Richard Stallman//
+
+"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
+-- //Bill Gates//
+
+"I don't remember agreeing to that."
+-- //Janet Reno//
+
+"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"
+-- //Greg, Columbia Internet//
-(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
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