X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=a693db42ef57c17d9e42748dd9494945cb3eb483;hp=02cb76cd0459adb9d9a8a6c6a6b88bc095351b66;hb=bfa0805f0ec912caf059f5086d76771bc9c0ed97;hpb=54d50c5367a31d2f412986824df18ec681f70d7f diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 02cb76c..a693db4 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,13 +1,13 @@ -#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css +#css TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css -== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == +{{OneWindozePerChild.png}} -//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO +== The $200 Laptop is Coming! == +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every privileged child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO -TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg -
Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
+{{TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg}} === A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -26,10 +26,10 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory - * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! + * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA) * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! - * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! - * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! + * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW! + * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') +Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**. === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -76,22 +76,22 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: === A glimpse into the future === -The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap, +The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its [[UpcomingProducts | upcoming products]], with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**. === What others are saying === //I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of// --- CosmicPenguin +-- [[CosmicPenguin]] //"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"// --- DavidWoodhouse +-- [[DavidWoodhouse]] //"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// --- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page +-- [[JonathanCorbet]] on the LWN Kernel Page //"They want me to be a whore!"// --- LinusTorvalds +-- [[LinusTorvalds]] ---