X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=a693db42ef57c17d9e42748dd9494945cb3eb483;hp=c29e6f33f3ebb79c9645ee4a064068e21d66684b;hb=58d678867ecbfd1b21af4e32a6ef69e69d24da25;hpb=52c1757595d62fb33f14b825c9a6f89d873346ed diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index c29e6f3..a693db4 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,13 +1,13 @@ -#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css +#css TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css -== The $200 Laptop is Coming! == +{{OneWindozePerChild.png}} -//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO +== The $200 Laptop is Coming! == +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every privileged child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO -TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg -
Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
+{{TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg}} === A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory - * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! + * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA) * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW! * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**! @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**. Patent pending in Nigeria. +Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**. === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -76,22 +76,22 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: === A glimpse into the future === -The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap, +The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its [[UpcomingProducts | upcoming products]], with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**. === What others are saying === //I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of// --- CosmicPenguin +-- [[CosmicPenguin]] //"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"// --- DavidWoodhouse +-- [[DavidWoodhouse]] //"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// --- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page +-- [[JonathanCorbet]] on the LWN Kernel Page //"They want me to be a whore!"// --- LinusTorvalds +-- [[LinusTorvalds]] ---