X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=a693db42ef57c17d9e42748dd9494945cb3eb483;hp=de67841bfd4fe3d4e12f0387e5482f0dbad92360;hb=bfa0805f0ec912caf059f5086d76771bc9c0ed97;hpb=922803edb045d667b54f1fa5e4aed08d1363aa23 diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index de67841..a693db4 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,13 +1,13 @@ -#css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css +#css TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css -== The $200 Laptop is Coming! == +{{OneWindozePerChild.png}} -//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO +== The $200 Laptop is Coming! == +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every privileged child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO -TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg -
Picture courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
+{{TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg}} === A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility even in full sunlight * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory - * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! + * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! (PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA) * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW! * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**! @@ -76,24 +76,22 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: === A glimpse into the future === -The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap, +The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its [[UpcomingProducts | upcoming products]], with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**. -PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA - === What others are saying === //I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of// --- CosmicPenguin +-- [[CosmicPenguin]] //"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"// --- DavidWoodhouse +-- [[DavidWoodhouse]] //"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// --- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page +-- [[JonathanCorbet]] on the LWN Kernel Page //"They want me to be a whore!"// --- LinusTorvalds +-- [[LinusTorvalds]] ---