X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=aa1beb01042616a32ad79cb626a97591f574ce09;hp=576a831f5cb31648ae0d38f3158498ce79b7e17a;hb=6de3f90c5bafbf94058f54453c190029ed83ca68;hpb=05c0c05a5b7c656ad2d2b95e4cf8c63ec6d7b27b diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 576a831..aa1beb0 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,9 +1,13 @@ +#css TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css + == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == -//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO +//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO + +TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg -
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Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)
=== A Laptop for the Elite === @@ -43,15 +47,17 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market! Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries: -the laptop that grows along with your kids (*). +the laptop that grows along with your kids*. With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**! Think about it, you **know** it's true! -
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+ [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year! +
=== Charity is for wimps! === @@ -71,18 +77,20 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: === What others are saying === //"They want me to be a whore!"// --- Linus Torvalds +-- LinusTorvalds //"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// --- Richard Stallman +-- RichardStallman //"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// --- Bill Gates +-- BillGates //"I don't remember agreeing to that."// --- Janet Reno +-- JanetReno //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// --- Greg, Columbia Internet +-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet + +--- -Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] +Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]] \ No newline at end of file