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+#css TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css
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 == The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
 
-//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
+
 
+TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
 
-<div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
+<div style="font-size: small;">Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)</div>
 
 === A Laptop for the Elite ===
 
@@ -16,6 +20,8 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
 
 === A $rich$ set of features ===
 
+Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with:
+
 <div style="font-size: 16pt">
  * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
  * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose!
@@ -25,14 +31,14 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
  * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
  * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
  * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
  * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
  * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! 
  * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
  * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
 </div>
 
-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
 
 === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
 
@@ -41,15 +47,17 @@ for all those who **can afford** it.</div>
 If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
 
 Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
 
 With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
 Think about it, you **know** it's true!
 
 </div>
 
-<div style="font-size: 8pt; color: gray">
+<div style="font-size: 6pt; color: gray">
+
 [*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
 </div>
 
 === Charity is for wimps! ===
@@ -62,25 +70,27 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
 
 ||                  ||  competitor   || **G0G2**     ||
 || //You spend//    ||  $400         || **$399.99**  ||
-|| //You give//     ||  1            || **0**        ||
-|| //You GET//      ||  1            || **2**        ||
-|| //Pay per view// ||  na           || **automatically charged on your card** ||
+|| //You give//     ||  1 XO         || **0**        ||
+|| //You GET//      ||  1 XO         || **1 XOXO**   ||
+|| //Pay per view// ||  na           || **charged on your card** ||
 
 === What others are saying ===
 
 //"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- Linus Torvalds
+-- LinusTorvalds
 
 //"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- Richard Stallman
+-- RichardStallman
 
 //"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- Bill Gates
+-- BillGates
 
 //"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- Janet Reno
+-- JanetReno
 
 //"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, Columbia Internet
+-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
+
+---
 
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+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
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