X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=c29e6f33f3ebb79c9645ee4a064068e21d66684b;hp=446840016fd23f7e5b92091f040582c196a75143;hb=52c1757595d62fb33f14b825c9a6f89d873346ed;hpb=bdb80a114884070c0c3691c5629f0b986043bafe diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 4468400..c29e6f3 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ #css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css -== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == +== The $200 Laptop is Coming! == //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO @@ -28,8 +28,8 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! - * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! - * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! + * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW! + * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') +Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**. Patent pending in Nigeria. === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -81,15 +81,15 @@ with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**. === What others are saying === -//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// --- JohnathanCorbet, LWN Kernel Page - //I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of// --- CosmicPenguin, aka JordanCrouse +-- CosmicPenguin //"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"// -- DavidWoodhouse +//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// +-- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page + //"They want me to be a whore!"// -- LinusTorvalds