X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=TwoHundredDollarLaptop;h=de67841bfd4fe3d4e12f0387e5482f0dbad92360;hp=44cde05c3ed34ff86c9940d4e0998f12bf7ee2ea;hb=922803edb045d667b54f1fa5e4aed08d1363aa23;hpb=1d277c9a55a3e18aa78535e2da6eb92991d9e951 diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop index 44cde05..de67841 100644 --- a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ #css ../wikidata/TwoHundredDollarLaptop.css -== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == +== The $200 Laptop is Coming! == //"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO @@ -12,10 +12,10 @@ TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg === A Laptop for the Elite ===
-The $200 laptop aims to create heathy **free competition** with inferior products on the market such as the **OLPC** and the **CMPC** by providing **better performance** and **more features** -for all those who **can afford** it.
+The $200 laptop aims to create healthy **free competition** by providing **better performance** and **more features** +for those who **can afford** it. -
the right laptop for your spoiled brats
+
the right laptop for your spoiled brats
now for just $400!
=== A $rich$ set of features === @@ -28,8 +28,8 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! - * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! - * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! + * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with **Ubloantu Linux** and **Windows EXbedded** -- NEW! + * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be **both a Bill and a Linus**! * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs! * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ Our first product, the **XOXO**, comes with: * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child! -(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''') +Designed by the **Department of Redundancy Department**. === Smart Computer, Dumb Kid === @@ -74,22 +74,26 @@ See for yourself from this independent market analysis: || //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** || || //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** || -=== What others are saying === +=== A glimpse into the future === -//"They want me to be a whore!"// --- LinusTorvalds +The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap, +with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**. + +PATENT PENDING IN NIGERIA -//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."// --- RichardStallman +=== What others are saying === + +//I don't smoke nearly as much crack as I'm accused of// +-- CosmicPenguin -//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"// --- BillGates +//"When are we going to stop prototyping and start writing code for real?"// +-- DavidWoodhouse -//"I don't remember agreeing to that."// --- JanetReno +//"The wisdom of allowing Java programs to mess with physical memory is not a topic which should need further discussion here."// +-- JohnathanCorbet on the LWN Kernel Page -//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"// --- Greg, ColumbiaInternet +//"They want me to be a whore!"// +-- LinusTorvalds ---