From: bernie Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 05:38:28 +0000 (+0100) Subject: Edit page TwoHundredDollarLaptop X-Git-Url: https://codewiz.org/gitweb?p=wiki.git;a=commitdiff_plain;h=c8fbb8bee81222594a0de3c5c043ab6d979f178d Edit page TwoHundredDollarLaptop --- diff --git a/TwoHundredDollarLaptop b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2ed6f4e --- /dev/null +++ b/TwoHundredDollarLaptop @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! == + +
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+ +=== A Laptop for the Elite === + +
The two hundred dollar laptop competes +with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features** +for those who **can afford** it.
+ + +
The right laptop for your spoiled brats
+
Now for just $200!
+ +=== A $rich$ set of features === + +
+ * wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun + * dual-core SMP: **AMD Geode** + **Intel ULV** -- no need to choose! + * dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory + * dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time! + * dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability! + * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloatu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- NEW! + * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''! + * UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**! + * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose! + * Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage! + * Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites! + * Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**! + * Automatically charge your credit card on every purchase made by your child! +
+ +=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! === + +
+This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism, +the computer that grows along with your kids *. + +
[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year
+ +(Bought to you by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')