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* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
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* wide-screen 16" display, **2000 ANSI lumen** for perfect visibility while facing the sun
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//