//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
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+<div style="font-size: small;">Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)</div>
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
* Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
- * Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
+ * **Giant** triple-trackpad: simultaneously control up to 3 players in MMRPGs!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
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=== Charity is for wimps! ===
=== What others are saying ===
//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- Linus Torvalds
+-- LinusTorvalds
//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- Richard Stallman
+-- RichardStallman
//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- Bill Gates
+-- BillGates
//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- Janet Reno
+-- JanetReno
//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, Columbia Internet
+-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
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+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
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