//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
-<div>TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg</div>
+TwoHundredDollarLaptopSmall.jpg
+
+<div style="font-size: small;">Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)</div>
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
* Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
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-(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
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-<div style="font-size: 8pt; color: gray">
+<div style="font-size: 6pt; color: gray">
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
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=== What others are saying ===
//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- Linus Torvalds
+-- LinusTorvalds
//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- Richard Stallman
+-- RichardStallman
//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- Bill Gates
+-- BillGates
//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- Janet Reno
+-- JanetReno
//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, Columbia Internet
+-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
+
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+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
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