+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Department''')
+
+=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
+
+<div style="font-size: 14pt">
+
+If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
+
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumer countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
+
+With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
+Think about it, you **know** it's true!
+
+</div>
+
+<div style="font-size: 6pt; color: gray">
+
+[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+
+</div>
+
+=== Charity is for wimps! ===
+
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; text-align: center">
+Join our original "<span style="color: red">GIVE 0, GET 2</span>" program NOW!
+</div>
+
+See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
+
+|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
+|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 XO || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 XO || **1 XOXO** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **charged on your card** ||
+
+=== A glimpse into the future ===
+
+The TLPC Consortium is proud to unveil its UpcomingProducts roadmap,
+with **enhanced collaboration and document sharing features**.
+
+=== What others are saying ===
+
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- LinusTorvalds
+
+//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
+-- RichardStallman
+
+//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
+-- BillGates
+
+//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
+-- JanetReno