with the OLPC and the CMPC by providing **better performance** and **more features**
for those who **can afford** it.</div>
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<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: gren; text-align: center">The right laptop for your spoiled brats</div>
<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">Now for just $200!</div>
* dual-channel, **Double Data Rate** Corsair PC200 memory
* dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
- * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloatu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
+ * dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
* Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
* Dual **firewall-webfilter**: only access our PG-rated marketing web sites!
* Online library of downloadable politically correct, violence free, pointless **video games**!
- * Automatically charge your credit card on every purchase made by your child!
+ * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
</div>
=== Smarter computers, dumber kids! ===
-<div style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue">
+<div style="font-size: 14pt">
This laptop has been designed from the ground up for the children of the consumism,
the computer that grows along with your kids (*).
</div>
[*] we'll make sure you'll have to upgrade it every year!
</div>
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; text-align: center">Give 0 Get 2!</div>
+
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