-== The $400 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
+
+//"We are putting a wide-screen laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+
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* dual-keyboard with **independent layouts**: type both in US and JP at the same time!
* dual-flash **RAID1 storage technology** for improved data reliability!
* dual-boot with GRUB in the OS of your choice: preloaded with '''Ubloantu Linux''' and '''Windows EXbedded''' -- <span style="color: red">NEW!</span>
- * Patented wi-fi Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
+ * Patented WI-FI Fonero technology: choose to be '''both a Bill and a Linus'''!
* UAC-CCS DRM and copy protection scheme for your **Genuine Advantage**!
* Triple trackpad: simultaneously use both your hands and your nose!
* Dual lead-acid **hot-swappable** battery packs for improved mileage!
[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
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-Being generous is for wimps!
+Charity is for wimps!
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Join the "<span style="color: red">Give 0 Get 2</span>" program!
See for yourself from this independent market analysis:
-|| || Competitor || **G0G2** ||
-|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
-|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
-|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
+|| || competitor || **G0G2** ||
+|| //You spend// || $400 || **$399.99** ||
+|| //You give// || 1 || **0** ||
+|| //You GET// || 1 || **2** ||
+|| //Pay per view// || na || **automatically charged on your card** ||
=== What others are saying ===
-"They want me to be a whore!"
--- //Linus Torvalds//
+//"They want me to be a whore!"//
+-- Linus Torvalds
-"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
--- //Richard Stallman//
+//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
+-- Richard Stallman
-"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
--- //Bill Gates//
+//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
+-- Bill Gates
-"I don't remember agreeing to that."
--- //Janet Reno//
+//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
+-- Janet Reno
-"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"
--- //Greg, Columbia Internet//
+//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
+-- Greg, Columbia Internet
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