+ * Automatically **charge your credit card** on every purchase made by your child!
+</div>
+
+(Designed by the '''Department of Redundancy Departmenet''')
+
+=== Smart Computer, Dumb Kid ===
+
+<div style="font-size: 14pt">
+
+If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
+
+Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
+the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+
+With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
+Think about it, you **know** it's true!
+
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+
+<div style="font-size: 8pt; color: gray">
+[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
+</div>
+
+=== Charity is for wimps! ===
+
+<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; text-align: center">
+Join our original "<span style="color: red">GIVE 0, GET 2</span>" program NOW!