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== The $200 Laptop Is Coming! ==
-//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Negroponte**, CEO
+//"We are putting a deluxe laptop in the hands of every lucky child in the world!"// -- **Ebenezer Scrooge**, TLPC CEO
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+<div style="font-size: small;">Picure courtesy of MassimoSantoro (sue him, sue him!)</div>
=== A Laptop for the Elite ===
If you really **love** your kids, then you **must** buy them the **best** on the market!
Designed from the ground up for the children of rich consumist countries:
-the laptop that grows along with your kids (*).
+the laptop that grows along with your kids*.
With twice as many features, your children will learn **twice as much**!
Think about it, you **know** it's true!
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[*] we'll make sure you will have to upgrade it every year!
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=== Charity is for wimps! ===
=== What others are saying ===
//"They want me to be a whore!"//
--- Linus Torvalds
+-- LinusTorvalds
//"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."//
--- Richard Stallman
+-- RichardStallman
//"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"//
--- Bill Gates
+-- BillGates
//"I don't remember agreeing to that."//
--- Janet Reno
+-- JanetReno
//"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"//
--- Greg, Columbia Internet
+-- Greg, ColumbiaInternet
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-Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
+Visit our [[http://www.mslinux.org/ | secret sponsor]]
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